giovedì 29 gennaio 2015

Here's something you should really check out!

Here it is folks:

My portfolio @ Carbonmade:
(http://cloudrider.carbonmade.com/)

At the link just above you'll see some of my work, the work I've done in my 2 years of scampers around the world. It's still far from being complete, I have so many pictures that will take me some time to go through them all!
But it's still a good sample, and I'll bring you from the hot Four-Corners region of the Colorado Plateau to Jasper National Park to the cold fjords of Norway all at once!

Photography is a natural passion for me, given the amount of time I spend in the outdoors, but it's an expensive and time-consuming one. Your appreciation of my work makes me proud of what I do and pays off my efforts.
Keep liking it, sharing it and please do feel free to contact me!

Emanuele


On a high cliff @ Acadia National Park, Maine

martedì 20 gennaio 2015

Maori

There's one thing I remember of my very first day in Auckland: the pronunciation of the word Maori.
Damned it.

I wake up on a bright, sunny day and head outside for a quick breakfast at the nearby cafeteria. In an hour I'd have to meet up with this random guy to check out his '91 Honda Accord. I quickly swallow a cinnamon roll and a latte, and go back to the motel, ready to either pack my stuff and check out, or to pay for another night and resume my car-hunt. 
My man shows up on time and I meet him at the back of the motel, him being a young dude with a Major League cap, a bit of a paunch and Jesus-style hair. 
I lose him about 2,5 seconds into the conversation. I resume the use of the "Sorry?!" thing really quick - every time he opens his mouth basically - that's how much I could understand a Kiwi so far.
After a cursory check, we agree to set out for a test-drive, me at the wheel. 
"Haven't been driving this side of the road in a while", I think. 
"Let's see if I can mind the road and the language at the same time now".
While driving, the car seems ok - ain't no Lamborghini but I ain't no Donald Trump - and I take a chance at asking the guy a few questions. Yeah, about the language. I feel scared as crap at what could potentially be laying ahead of me. Language-wise. 
We have a bit of a conversation, til the point he mentions a certain word that gets my attention. He says something like "marry", which doesn't really belong to the speech. I stop him, ask him to repeat. 
"Yeah it's because the 'marry' population, you know.."
The hell. What's this marry population business?! 
Then a little light pops on in my brain. Isn't this country home to the Maori?! Could that be the way they say 'maori' over here?
I ask him, "Do you mean, the natives?"
"Yeah mate"
Bingo.
We kept talking about this and that - basically the whole thing shifted on the Maori, how they're impoverished compared to white new zealanders, and how poverty boosts alcoholism and drugs use. Same old topics that show up while referring to any native population around the world, you know. Eskimos or Aboriginals are no exception. 

Anyway, the moral: I was screwed. I understood ‘marry’ rather than ‘maori’. Really? I felt desperate. In a conversation I realized I couldn’t have gotten a decent job, I couldn’t have gotten a satisfying social life and I couldn’t have been understood by those quick mouthed folks as good as I wanted. Buying a car turned into a linguistic reality check.
By the time the tour ended though, I made up my mind.
“Alright man, how much you’re asking for it?”
“Can’t go much lower than 17 hundred”, he says.
“How about 15?”
“Hmm, let me see.. well, screw it, it’s ok!”
“Sweet”, got my deal.
I handle him the cash and receive the keys and instructions on how to go register the car under my name. We sign the papers at the nearest post office, shake hands, and off he goes in his girlfriend’s car.
I was officially a car owner in New Zealand, and I was close to finally take off to new pastures, new adventures, my planned scampers.

Back at the motel I inform the receptionist that I’d have been leaving soon, just the time to get my stuff together, dump them into the car and drive away. I was already craving for some form of stability, for a permanent place where to stay, a house, a flat, a room, a shelter in the woods, any place where I could finally drop my bags, take stuff out of them and enjoy seeing my bags empty. Basically, settling down somewhere.
It wasn’t time though, not yet. It was time to set out on a random route and drive South – the goal, as for 99% of backpackers coming down here, being Queenstown.
I hop on the road and start wandering South in the heat of the day, through green farmlands and lush countryside. I stop for lunch in a small town just outside Auckland, a nice beach to walk on while having my sandwich. Soaking in the spring sun, taking the first pictures of this unknown world, I enjoy simply being there.
I enjoy feeling completely alone, nothing (well, not exactly nothing..) to be worrying about, just enjoying the sun, the tidal waves crashing gently on the shore, a few birds chirping about. I think this is the first thought made by anybody who leaves home to travel, the thought of him enjoying life while the others at home (say him a month before) are working their asses hard, cursing their jobs, living in grey urbanized towns and dealing with duchebags all day long.
I was pleased already by the choice made.
After a few shots along the beach, to a nice red flower and a rainforest-looking tree, I walk back to the car and resume the driving. I do have a schedule, after all. I’m booked for a couch-surfing stay, in some town due South where I arranged to stay at a guy’s place for the night.
I had never couch-surfed before. Totally new to the system. I just knew I’d have never let a stranger into my house, let alone into my house without me around – as this guy was going to do with me. And apparently some other fellas.
Driving South I was thinking, “How is it even possible for this man to have literally strangers walking in his house, staying there for the night, using his bathroom and other facilities, without even him being around and keeping an eye on the situation?”. I was puzzled. Again, totally new to the system. But I was soon to find out the mechanics.
I arrive in town on time, actually earlier than needed, so I take a walk on Main street. The place looks empty, as like just swept by a tornado. Just swept of people, not buildings. I see a few familiar sights, a McDonalds, a Domino’s. I feel something in my stomach calling for pizza.
Alright, pizza will be.
I walk the pizza back to the car and drive uphill to the man’s house. I park opposite side of the road from it, waiting with a slice of pizza in my hands like a killer waiting for his prey to come out.
I was actually waiting for the man to come out: all I knew from our last conversation was to meet him on the street, he’d have come out on his way to work. It was about 6PM, no signs of human activity of sort.
My pizza eaten, just a Domino’s box to be chucked out, I wonder where in the world the guy was. I didn’t want to spend motel money so I had to make sure he didn’t run away without letting me in. I ring the bell of his supposed home, but get no answer. At that very moment, a car dashes out of the garage, driving towards the street. I run towards it, waiving at the driver, that promptly stops.
“You Emanuele?”
“Yes sir!”
“Hey, I was waiting for ya, thought you gave up. Com’on in, I’ll quickly show you around, gotta be at work in 5!”
While we enter the house from the garage, he goes on: “ Alright, so here’s the bathroom, kitchen’s down that way, these rooms are already occupied by other couchsurfers.. see that room? There’s a girl that has been there for what, a week I guess? She might be in there sleeping right now. Anyway, you can sleep in the living room tonight, there’s an air mattress inflated for ya behind the door. If you have any questions text me. Help yourself in the kitchen for tomorrow’s breakfast! I won’t be home so nice meeting ya, take care mate!”
And goes away.
Holy cow. I was in this unknown little town in what looked like a madhouse. A businessman in his forties living possibly alone but housing strangers passing by for a night, or two, or twentytwo (who knew?), without even being there to check on them. And, telling them to help themselves in the kitchen for breakfast.
For real? That’s how it works down here? “If that guy was doing this in Italy,” I thought “he’d spend more time at the police station denouncing robberies than anywhere else”. But we weren’t in Italy, and I was too tired to think about him. My only thought was for the air mattress and to unrolling my sleeping bag.
I go back to the car, take out the necessary items, and pay a quick visit to the restroom for a shower.
In opening my toiletry bag (which is nothing more than a plastic bag) I have one unpleasing present. You know, when your bags aren’t hard-cased but are handled by people who couldn’t care less about them so that they throw them without regard on the airport’s conveyor belts? Well, in those cases something might happen. In that case, something happened to me.
I open the bag and I find out that my small shower gel bottle opened. Gel everywhere: on my toothbrush, on my razorblades, on my bendages, on my swiss knife. The latter worries me the most: the blades feel like stuck in and it’s hard to pull them out. I suspect it could be already too late to save it.
On the other hand though, I’m too tired to be too worried. I give the whole package a quick cleanse, pack everything back up in a different plastic bag and head for the mattress.
“I’ll think about it tomorrow”, in my perfect do-it-tomorrow style. 

giovedì 15 gennaio 2015

Start of it all

October 21st, 3.45 PM.
That was the date, the exact time of my scheduled departure from Italy, destination Auckland, New Zealand. Everything was ready: my 85 liters backpack stuffed to the very limit, a decent-sized gray luggage (yeah, fancy backpacking, as many first timers) and a smaller backpack, the carry-on, the one dubbed "technology pack". In that I had just so many $$ in tech equipment: camera, 2 lenses, laptop, chargers, spare batteries, phone.. you name them. That was the piece of baggage I had to look after.
Gathering all of this stuff at home I felt like I was carrying my whole life with me. The tangible one at least, the material one.
I stuffed everything in the trunk of my dad's car and out we set. Once again, that Venice airport that saw me leaving quite a few times before. This one was a big one though.
It was a lame day, kind of hazy, dull colors around the plains. Didn't make for much happiness or smiles around us. Me and my family, no goodbye parties or stuff like that. We got to the airport swiftly and I checked my bags in. A little bit of confusion at the desk made for a bit of worrying but the inconvenience got solved eventually. Ready to go.
It felt weird saying goodbye to my fellas. I love my family, even though I can be blamed for not letting them know it too often. A letter for Christmas doesn't cover for a whole year, right? And in those occasions you'd really like them to know how much they're important to you, how much you'll miss them.
Well, I didn't let them know then either. Could be 'cause I'm a guy, and guys rarely are that opened and emotional huh? Could be 'cause of the very moment I was living. I was very aware of what laid ahead of me, I could have been overwhelmed. Either way, I just gave everyone a hug, mom, dad, my brother, smiled, tried to keep them cool and tear-less, and eventually, walked away. I saw my family hanging at the departures gate til I turned my back to them one last time, headed to the security check. Gone, til who knew when.

The flight was smooth but sad towards Dubai. I witnessed a gorgeous sunset, the deepest colors of the fading sun casting on the wings of that Emirates plane. Brought to my mind something like the end of a phase of my life, sunset over my first quarter of a century. Sadness inspired by those warm colors, slowly receding to colder reds, purples and blues, reminded me of my family that would miss me, of my friends I wouldn't see. The consolation was in the awareness that a sunrise was on the way. A totally new one. I was too sleepy by then to be fired up though.

Dubai passed by, I had a technical layover in Kuala Lumpur and I was then in Melbourne, waiting for the last flight. I was telling myself "Ain't no way I'm gonna fly down here anymore". It's just way too long. I felt worn out, tired, dry, dirty, hungry, thirsty, sickish. I already knew I wasn't the greatest flyer out there, and I was just getting a confirm. Before I tackled the last take off and landing, I bought a morning burger at Hungry Jack (later to be very well known), took a leak and headed towards the gate. Yet once again.

It felt like I spent the last 25 years of my life on a plane, when I finally landed in New Zealand. happy to be arrived but far from feeling relieved. It was 1.45 PM in Auckland, and I was still hours plus customs away from a long night sleep. Dammit. I pay a visit to the nearest toilet, trying to refresh myself as best as I could, and hit the customs. A pretty darn long queue stretches in front of me, a disheartening sight. Patiently, I slowly make my way towards the entry point. I easily obtain permission to entry and stay up to one year. Sweet, it was a start!
Just after that, I go collect my bags. I pick up my backpack and luggage, shovel one onto my shoulders and push the other towards the exit. I hear somebody shouting towards me while I was crossing the "nothing to declare" gate. Apparently, a guard wants to inspect my backpack. "I've got nothing sir, no food, dairy, meat or vegetables of sort sir".
"Got any camping gear on ya?"
"Hmm, yeah, I've a tent with me. Does that matter?"
I did forget that I was down there. Down in those countries (New Zealand, Australia) where flora and fauna distract imports have damaged local species to astonishing levels. Therefore, down there, they do care a lot about what you're bringing into the country, in an effort to not repeat mistakes like the ones in the past.
"Yes, so please put your backpack over there", tells me the guard.
"And please take the tent over there", pointing a small window on the wall.
The tent gets inspected aside.
I do get my pack back, half opened, I push my luggage towards the exit and get told to recollect my tent on the other side, once exited. Found another little window on the other side, I ask for my tent and they give it to me. Opened.
"What the hell!!", I exclaim, just to myself. Of course those fellas don't waist time in packing your tent back up, therefore it's your job to do it, right in the middle of a busy airport. Right on.
I start folding my tent - a task I wasn't that familiar with at the time - spreading it on the floor with people walking all around me, probably thinking that mine was the ultimate layover sleeping place.
I complete the job feeling kind of ashamed, grab my stuff and dart towards the bus terminal. I buy a ticket, change some bucks in kiwi dollars, and head to the bus stop.
It seems kind of easy, less complicated than I thought. The bus ride is fairly short and I hop off, making sure it was the right one asking to the driver, at my stop, about 300 yards from the motel I booked for the night.

So far, so good: I arrived alive, didn't pass out due to exhaustion, got all my baggages, and found the motel. I just had one other task to tick off my to-do list for the day: finding a car to buy.
It ain't no joke to find a car that satisfies your cost budget, that can actually run and that has no charges or fines on it. Especially in a country when you start to notice a quite different English than the one you're used to. I limited my conversations as much as I could. I was able to understand, probably, some 30% of what people said. I had my first taste of kiwi English.
Back to the car issue, as soon as I check in at the motel, I unload the burden on my shoulders and start right away a search for a transportation mean on gumtree, the craigslist for Australia & New Zealand. I set my maximum budget for 2500 NZ$, or about 2000 US$. Of course, most of them have some flaws, some major ones too. I can't afford those. I need a ready-to-go vehicle. Registration possibly paid and road expenses too. And you don't find many of those cheap cars satisfying those criteria as well.
The one that I bump on and looks like a possible candidate is a red '91 Honda Accord, with rego and road fees paid for and no mechanical issues. Just some scratches and a couple decent dents on the body. I call the guy and he still has it.
"Would you meet me tomorrow morning? I'll buy it right away, cash-in-hands if it runs properly"
"Sure mate, where do you want to meet up?"
I get an appointment with him at the motel for the following morning, and when I hang up the world looks bright.

I did everything I needed to do, I was about to get some food in my belly and the bed was inviting me to try it out for a loong sleep. I went to sleep dreaming about freedom, and having nightmares about taking more planes.